Traffic was back to
normal in Kathmandu as we made our way (slowly) back to the airport. Our flight
to Delhi was on IndiGo, a budget airline. We had some trepidation about that,
since our experience on the supposedly “premium” airline (Air India) had been
so awful, but it really wasn’t too bad. The plane was new and clean, and
although nothing but a cup of water comes standard, the attendants were present
and eager to sell us a drink or snack. One oddity was that the flight departed
45 minutes AHEAD of schedule! Apparently “Indian Time” works both ways, and if
you are ready to go before the appointed hour, that works as well as if you
happen to be ready after the appointed hour.
We were met at the airport by the
same tall, slender young man who met us on our initial arrival there, three
weeks ago. His English is fine, but he seldom speaks, and when he does, he
mumbles, so he’s very difficult to understand. People in the group had all
sorts of questions about the layover, their flights home, etc. This man of few
words gave very little information and didn’t answer questions well, creating a
bit of frustration.
We were taken to a hotel near the
airport where we had rooms, but we wouldn’t be in them for long. Dinner was
provided (some confusion about that, too, due to the quiet man’s lack of
information), and it was quite good. The room was too hot (I understand that
Indians believe 60 degrees to be a frigid cold winter day, but it would be nice
if thermostats actually responded), but we got a couple hours sleep before the
alarm roused us for a quick shower before departing the hotel at 10:30 p.m. for
a 2 a.m. flight. We got through immigration and security (at least three
separate checks, plus one more just before boarding) in plenty of time, but the
flight was delayed, though the weather was crystal clear. They said the plane
had arrived late and needed to be cleaned, but once on board there was little
evidence of any cleaning -- much less any that could have taken two hours. We finally pushed
back from the gate at 3:30 a.m. We only had 2 hours between flights in Chicago, so
taking off an hour and a half late did not bode well.
The flight home is even longer than
the flight to India, due to upper level head winds. The plane was identical, if not the same aircraft, and we had
the exact same seats. The exact same woman who had been our inattendant on the
way over was equally inattentive on this flight. Beverage service, once again,
consisted of a bottle of water at our seat when we arrived on board (that’s
what must have taken the cleaning crew so long, passing out all those bottles,
one to each seat). We were “served” a breakfast about an hour and a half into
the flight – if you consider having tray tossed in front of you service. There
was another little water bottle on it with the breakfast. There was also a
coffee cup, and a package of sugar, or creamer, and a stir stick – but no one
ever came with any coffee or tea to be stirred.
A larger meal was served mid-flight.
Again, another small bottle of water and a coffee cup. They did come by with a
pot of tea this time. I asked if there would be coffee, and was told that the
coffee machine was broken. Given the condition of everything else, something
broken was not a surprise, but I got the distinct impression that the real reason
was that bringing coffee would mean an additional trip up the aisle with a
different pot. Too much to ask. Another small meal was served near the end of
the flight. Again, water and a coffee cup, along with creamer and sugar, but
with nothing to cream or sugar.
Thank you, Air India. You win our
prize for the world’s worst airline. We got more service on United’s one hour
flight from Chicago to Minneapolis than in the combined 30 hours we spent in
the air going to India and returning.
The only good thing was that,
without being bothered by pesky flight attendants, we did manage to sleep quite
a bit on the long flight (one only needs water to take a sleeping pill). So we
were feeling pretty good, and not terribly jet-lagged when we got to Minneapolis.
We took quick showers and changed clothes at our daughter’s house in the Twin
Cities, and hopped in the car for the 2.5 hour drive home. Aside from the
flights, it was a wonderful trip.